After months of coding, testing, more coding and more pizzas, we are proud to present the most powerful Twitter Account Analysis tool available.
Our analysis comes from the same team that brought you the Bing backgrounds and the non-scientific wisdom of Wolfram Alpha.
Some of the most complicated Twitter-math, written by some of the finest programmers in the world (see photo) has gone into calculating your results.
Your account wasn't the easiest to analyse, but we got there in the end.
We hope you find your results and our analysis to be incredibly accurate.
We highly recommend you read carefully and follow all of the links for more information.
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Results |
Analysis |
Score |
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Following |
You follow 5,454,564 Twitter accounts 100% follow back! |
Our analysis also shows that you are following 99.9999% of the coolest people on Twitter. You are right up there with Coldplay, Britney Spears, Oprah Winfrey and Ashton Kutcher. The only person you don't follow is the philosopher's philosopher, Cool Joe |
10/10 |
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Followers |
5,454,563 Twitter accounts follow you 0% are robots! An account has stopped following you, stop following back! |
Our analysis shows that whatever link you send out in a tweet, every single follower will click on it at least five times and buy 3 versions of the product you promote. We've never seen such a high scoring account! Are you secretly Steve Jobs? Have you been messing around with Twitter while on that sickie from Apple? |
10/10 |
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Updates |
999,999 status updates sent to Twitter 107.4% are read by humans! |
Our analysis tells us absolutely nothing about you! Forget about it, Twitter is all about sharing, all about the re-tweets! |
10/10 |
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Re-tweets |
3,452,958,834 re-tweets 2 from tweetmeme! |
You are either Mashable in disguise, or you have opened another 3,452,958,833 Twitter accounts. The Twitter fail whale loves you! |
10/10 |
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Location |
Ranked #2 of 2 Twitter accounts in your area Rank #1 is currently offline, bask in the glory! |
Twitter have now geo-located your account down to the nearest inch. Our analysis shows that within a 6 inch radius, your account ranks #1 on this whole planet GoogleEarth. Don't move for the next 30 seconds! OK, now get outdoors a bit more. Use trains, use planes, use automobiles. Keep on moving and your location rank will grow quickly. So fast in fact, that you'll have the Twitter fail whale chasing it's own tail. Don't forget your phone! |
10/10 |
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Popularity |
Ranked #2 of 3,789,432,514,736 Twitter accounts Top 0.333% ! |
Keep using Twitter the way you are or start using Tweet Promote. If you do use Tweet Promote, you'll probably be on CNN next Wednesday, in rehab next Friday, and a week after that, you'll have your own private island next door to Richard Branson. How popular is that? |
10/10 |
OK, hands up, the Twitter Analyse-or is just a bit of fun.
The point we're making is that Twitter isn't always about how many followers you have.
We use Twitter to find valuable information from interesting people with real accounts.
Tweet Promote lets us quickly explore Twitter accounts and follow the accounts they are following.
Remember, 99.76% of all Twitter accounts do not post or share information, so find the ones that do and your Twitter stream will become a valuable tool for you.
Go to our Home page if you want to explore and manage your Twitter friends and followers.
p.s. If you enjoyed this article, please retweet it for us (retweet link next to bird photo)
p.p.s. 99.32% of all statistics are made up of dots
p.p.p.s We haven't a clue who Cool Joe is, but his Twitter account rocks!
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